You will have a despot living in your household

Oh how little I knew. How deluded I was. We have been living under, what politicians (and other parents) call a dictatorship. Here are some of the laws that may not be broken under totalitarian toddler rule. They may or may not be arbitrary. In other words, guys, if you know where to buy short sleeved pajama sets please let me know ASAP.
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Flora:
I'm upset that I'm not the first white girl my Indian boyfriend has loved.
(21 December 2016)

Bunny:
Is it worth sticking around?
(21 December 2016)

Bunny:
How much effort should I put into him?
(21 December 2016)

Bunny:
I love having him as a friend and I have started to fall for him but I want to know if it is worth my time to break down his walls?
(21 December 2016)

Bunny:
He has warned me several times that I'll eventually leave him because he will disappoint me.
(21 December 2016)

Bunny:
He mentioned that he doesn't show people who he truly is because they won't like him.
(21 December 2016)

Bunny:
So recently one of my guy friends told me that I don't know the real him.
(21 December 2016)

Regena:
I'm being checked out by other guys in the locker room.
(21 December 2016)

Roslyn:
I am a super short girl (I'm talking 4'8).
(21 December 2016)

Roslyn:
I just feel like no guys like me because of my height.
(21 December 2016)