That they have exactly the same sized feet is a bonus

This year, Fain is putting his pointy-toed, jingle-belled foot down. Instead of yet another foray into Sedarisland, Fain is offering up his own take on Christmas. His stories are at once hilarious, tragic, moving and profane. They are also surprisingly informative.
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Kit:
Finds ways to run into me etc. sometimes I'm shy but when I'm tipsy oh boy I'm not shy.
(18 December 2016)

Kit:
So this guy talks to me any time he sees me.
(18 December 2016)

Bree:
Need help telling a friend I like him?
(18 December 2016)

Bree:
What do I do if he's not moving?
(18 December 2016)

Bree:
However, i'm worried that because we won't be at the same school anymore, if he doesn't feel the same, then we won't be close friends anymore.
(18 December 2016)

Bree:
I was thinking of hanging out with him a lot when I'm done with high school and then telling him in February.
(18 December 2016)

Bree:
I'm graduating School early so my last day is mid January and then I'll be going to a local community college.
(18 December 2016)

Bree:
If he says no, then I may wait to tell him how I feel but I'm not sure.
(18 December 2016)

Bree:
I'm going to ask him if he's still possibly moving.
(18 December 2016)

Bree:
He is going out of town the last week of winter break, so that's why I'm telling him next week.
(18 December 2016)